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Hell Baby

Created on 2006-05-20 00:03:04 (#10274664), last updated 2009-04-26

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84 Journal Entries, 1 Tag, 3 Memories, 0 Virtual Gifts, 15 Userpics

Basic Info

Name:	Lord Wolf
Birthdate:	1988-12-08
Location:	Colorado, United States
Website:	Unholy Lucifer from Hades

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About Me

Name: Kris
Nicknames: Wolf, Wolf-Isa, Wolfie, Makou, Twiddlepip the Queer Porn Fairy
Age: 20
Obessions: Yaoi, Yaoi, and more Yaoi. And alittle bit of Yuri.

This is an excerpt taken from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. I have replaced the word 'wand'

with the word 'wang', the rest is real text from the book.

Harry did not bow. He was not going to let Voldemort play with him before killing him...he was not

going to give him that satisfaction....
"I said bow," Voldemort said, raising his wang--and Harry felt his spine curve as though a huge,

invisible hand were bending him ruthlessly forward, and the Death Eaters laughed harder than ever.

How to Get Rid of a Hooker the Proper Way in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
1. Pick one up
2. Take her to the alleyway
3. Watch your money go down
4. Drive away while your money still goes down
5. Drive faster
6. Jump out while the car is heading for a wall
7. Watch the car explode with the hooker
8. Repeat steps 1-7

While playing GTA: Vice City, I use the cheat code that lets me play as Mercades and since he still has

a male voice but a female body my dad said I was being a crossdresser. On the mission to intimidate

the jury members I used the cheat code for all powerful weapons and used the chainsaw to trash teh

jury dude's car. As they jury guy was running away my dad commented "I'd run from a crossdresser

with a chainsaw too."

"I like big butts and I cannot lie..."

Colourbars, Quizzes, and Fanlistings

Gravitation is Love

Yuki Eiri is teh Smex

This is what a Seme dreams about at night

Miyavi is Love

The

Yugioh Boys are ~~Femmy~~ Love

Those who bear the

Millennium Items own Shiny Love

Yugioh is DDR

Love

Yugioh is Shiny Egyptian

Love

Yugioh is 'Aw hell,

my shit is broken' Love

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kris!

All shrimp are born as Kris, but gradually mature into females.
Kris can jump up to sixteen times his own height.
You share your birthday with Kris.
Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Kris.
It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Kris.
There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Kris and water!
It can take Kris several days to move just through one tree.
Kris is actually a mammal, not a fish.
Kris, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Kris can not!